Rugby Experience which is best COUCH vs LIVE?

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It’s that time of the year again and the formidable, legendary and ever thrilling 2011 Absa Currie Cup season is in full-swing. As you contemplate spending your Saturdays on the couch dribbling chips and refreshment into your lap, consider jumping up off that energy-sucking, cushion-enhanced piece of furniture and charging to the action-packed stadium for a glimpse of real life glory and excitement.

And that’s just talking about the cheerleaders, wait until you see all the thrills and spills live as our provincial rugby giants tear the rugby pitch apart.

Here’s some quick pros and cons of the couch versus the live action at the stadiums. Tickets to the Absa Currie Cup start at an easy-on-the-pocket R30 but regardless, being there in the flesh and witnessing the whole affair live is just priceless. Be your team’s biggest fan!

The Couch

Live Action

 • Slumping with inert bum and crisps on the couch piles on the winter blubber.

• Tennis elbow a real risk as you slouch on the armrest and down another one.

• Oogling sexy cheerleaders at discretion of camera man.

• Die of boredom as yet another bunch of adverts grace the screen.

• Live vicariously through other people at the stadiums having more fun than you.

• Spend a fortune on weight-loss products to burn off those chips.

• General atrophy of muscles a possibility as the couch cushions threaten to swallow your ever growing frame forever.

 • Jumping with fanaticism off stadium seat burns calories and tones that bum. • Vigorous exercise of all bending joints as you cheer and go ballistic assures cartilage health.

• Sexy cheerleaders remain in line-of-sight at all times, phone numbers a possibility.

• Could actually win R100,000 for best video taken at the stadiums for The Biggest Fan!

• Be that guy other people wish they were and live vicariously through.

• Spend an inexpensive R30 on a thrill-seeking stadium ticket.

• Whole body pumped and primed, coursing with adrenalin, cheeks flushed – you look good!!


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